Ask the Tales Cast

Dear Anonymous,

No.

Say it say it say it!

No.

You might as well just give in. Jade made me sign a contract that mandates making coffee jokes.

No.

Dhaos, I am going to issue an ultimatum. We both know how this ends, now say it, or-

Be silent and leave me be, you pathetic inferior being.

I WHO STAND IN THE FULL LIGHT OF THE HEAVENS COMMAND THEE WHO OPENS THE GATES OF-

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

Thank you.

…I will be in my chambers. Weeping for my own dignity.